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Loans available in AZ, CA, FL, NH, TX, WA

Loans available for

Self-Employed
Real Estate Investors
Foreign National Retired
High Net-Worth Interest only
Subprime No Tax Return
Your Momma So Fat

Our Programs

Simpler than Stated

No Tax Returns, No W2’s, No Paystubs, No Employment Verification. Our simplest qualifying program. Qualify based off your credit and the equity in your property.

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Alt-Doc Loan

Qualify with your bank statements, 1099 income, one-year tax return, or other alternative documentation available.

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Debt Service Coverage Ratio (DSCR)

Qualify for an investment loan using your rental property cash flow also known as debt service coverage ratio (DSCR). Income documents are not required.

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Why Us?

We understand the challenges of qualifying with a traditional lender to purchase a home or cash out the equity in your property.

Qualification

Simple qualifying methods whether you are employed, self-employed, unemployed, or retired. Loan products available for primary, second home and investment properties.

Our Rates

Our competitive rates have no hidden fees and no obligation. We offer fixed rates, ARM products and interest only options. Great financing alternatives are available for borrowers that have considered high rate personal, business, or hard money loans.

Fast Funding

Fund your loan in as little as a few weeks. Our streamline process eliminates most required paperwork and allows us to close your loan or get you the cash out you need in weeks not months.